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DOW-UAP-PR033, Unresolved UAP Report, Syria, October 2024
DOW VID RELEASE 2026-05-08 โŠ™ Syria โš  REDACTED

DOW-UAP-PR033, Unresolved UAP Report, Syria, October 2024

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DOW-UAP-PR033 is a five-second full-motion video clip submitted by U.S. Central Command to the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), captured by a camera aboard a U.S. military platform over Syria in October 2024. The accompanying mission report (DoW-UAP-D32) describes the observed phenomenon as a "misshapen and uneven ball of white light" with a "light/glare halo effect" at the top of the FMV feed. The video itself shows two semi-transparent, irregularly shaped orange areas overlaying the background imagery, each persisting for under two seconds between the one- and three-second marks.

The record is classified as unresolved by AARO, meaning no definitive identification was reached. The extremely short duration of the footage โ€” five seconds โ€” limits analytical utility, and the visual characteristics described (halo effects, semi-transparent overlays) are consistent with known optical and sensor artifacts, though no formal determination has been published. No OCR text is available from the underlying document, and the companion report DoW-UAP-D32 is referenced but not included in this release.

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The United States Central Command submitted a report of an unidentified anomalous phenomenon (UAP) to the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) consisting of five seconds of video footage from a full-motion video (FMV) camera aboard a U.S. military platform in 2024. An accompanying mission report, DoW-UAP-D32, described the UAP as consisting of a โ€œmisshapen and uneven ball of white light,โ€ and reported that a โ€œlight/glare halo effectโ€ occurred at the top of the FMV feed. Video Description: 00:01-00:03: Two semi-transparent, irregularly shaped orange areas overlay the background imagery, persisting for less than two seconds each. This video description is provided for informational purposes only. Readers should not interpret any part of this description as reflecting an analytical judgment, investigative conclusion, or factual determination regarding the described eventโ€™s validity, nature, or significance.